Two Incredible Things

There were two incredible things that happened today. One of them was unbelievable, and the other one was embarrassingly unbelievable.  The first one is this: I had 1 dollar and 50 cents in my pocket today so that I could buy one of those "new" Mountain Dews with the natural sugars instead of the high fructose corn syrup. When I went in to buy one I found that I had lost my dollar bill. As you might understand that was very sad, but I sighed.."ahh well" and went on about my day. During my lunch break as I was walking to my apartment I looked over at the flowers that were planted there and saw my original dollar! It was crumpled up exactly like mine and had apparently fallen out this morning as I reached into my pocket to get my cell phone to call Kristi on our daily commutes! That is a first for me, finding the exact dollar I lost in a public place..Amazing. 

The second thing is this. I was in an elementary school lab and dropped my keys. As I bent down to pick them up I heard: RIIIPPPPP. Instantly I knew what this noise was. It was the noise that sends chills up everyone's spine. My pants, I knew..had ripped. I reached back to feel the damage and to my surprise there was a vertical "flap" that was about a foot long. I instantly sat down of course and tried to figure out my next plan. The Lab was toward the end school hall, so I quickly said my goodbyes and walked to the end of the hall...backwards! I pulled my shirt down in the back to cover as much as I could, and got to my car only to realize that I had left my keys in the lab. My heart sunk as I knew I would have to walk back through the front door into the lab to get my keys. I will let your imagination fill the rest in as I walked through an elementary school with the majority of my upper left thigh on display for all to see. 

What a day...What a day.